A short compilation of the funny quotes said during work that I actually remembered to write down. Enjoy:
“Gerard Butler is all that is man. He has more testosterone in a single follicle in his giant beard than the average man.” –Rob
“Y’all better hope I’m not the crazy person that walks into the office and shoots everybody” –Robbie
“Oh you stalked my mom!? Isn’t she ADORABLE!” –Robbie
“Don’t chew with food in your mouth…. [long pause followed by woodsie laugh].. Don’t eat with food in your mouth!” –Robbie (fail)
“How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?” –Rob (to Sarah & Glenn)
“It’s an obscure number you’ve probably never heard of.” –Andrew
While doing Obama-cards
“How do you get this to work? Ohhh when you rub it, it comes out!” –Andrew
“That’s what she said.” –Sarah
“Chill out Congress!” –Andrew
“Yea, you and Jared from subway are a lot alike. You both have the same… glasses.” –Rob to Robbie
“Why are you smiling?” –Robbie
“I’m always happy.” –Aaron
“Why? You’re here.” –Robbie
“What! You’re not allowed to have cell phones in Costco?” –Drew
“I like to go and this is what she said to me. Ugh.” –Brandon
“Ok, show me the lyrics where he says ‘I like to go and this is what she said to me. Ugh.’” –Aaron
“Of course the girl who won was this ghetto black girl… like how was I supposed to compete with that?” –Robbie on winning 2nd place in a freshman orientation dance contest
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| Courtesy of Drew Schneider |
“I generally stay away from trannies… I don’t trust them” - Glenn
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